How and Why We Classify

(Written 2/7/2007 by Julie C. Gilbert)

 

Ever wonder why we classify living things?

Maybe it’s second nature.

Maybe it keeps us sane.

Maybe it’s one of a thousand

Reasons we don’t quite understand.

Tell me how; tell me why

Nothing else will satisfy.

 

Ever wonder how we classify living things?

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, and Order

Family, Genus, Species, too.

All things living fit inside

Each of these categories.

 

Ever wonder how we remember

How we classify living things?

King Phillip Cried Out

For Goodness Sake!

Who is Phillip?  Why’s he crying?

I have no idea,

But now, you know some how and why

We classify living things.

 

Little Lion Cub’s Family

(Written 2/22/2007 by Julie C. Gilbert)

I was walking around on a really fine day

And saw the strangest sight:

The cutest little lion cub sat on his haunches,

Talking to a really smart man.

 

Said the little lion cub to the really smart man,

“Sir, do you know my family?”

 

Said the really smart man to the little lion cub,

“Well, hey, little fellow, sure I know your family.

You’re in Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata,

Class Mammalia, Order Carnivora, Family Felidae.”

 

“Well, that can’t be right!”

 

“Of course, it’s right!  I’m always right!

Furthermore, you’re in Genus Pantera, Species leo.”

 

Just then, over the man’s shoulder,

The little lion cub saw his mother.

 

He ran up to her, gave a hug,

And listened to her lecture.

Said the little lion cub’s mother,

“Son, what I say about talking to strangers?”

Fungal Filled World

(Written 3/28/07 by Julie C. Gilbert)

 

I was thinking about the types

Of fungus I could eat –

Yeah, I know you’re wondering why –

Mushrooms and morels, yeasts and truffles

All call Fungi their Kingdom home.

That got me thinking on

What the world would be like

If we didn’t have fungi.

It wouldn’t be a pretty thing.

 

If we didn’t have fungi,

There wouldn’t be a Chestnut Blight

And the elms would be all right.

But if we didn’t have fungi,

We’d be buried in dead things.

And there wouldn’t be wine or bread.

What would the world be like

If we didn’t have fungi?

 

Journey of Discovery

(Written 4/6/07 by Julie C. Gilbert)

Always thought I knew

All I needed to about plants,

But I was wrong, so very wrong.

So many things I did not know

Suddenly came to life for me

When I began to study.

Even as the parts and phyla blur

Their importance is becoming clear.

So, come with me on a journey.

 

Oh, the air I breathe is sweeter now.

The clothes I wear are nicer;

The food I eat is richer,

Just to know the source.

So, come with me on a journey of discovery.

Maybe we’ll find bits and pieces

Of a past we did not know.

Maybe we’ll come across some truths

To keep the future safe and bright.

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